Sports Bras Save Lives; Ex-Pacman Prays for Imus

Looks like Kobe & Vanessa and Tony & Jess share the same travel agent.

• Stranded on a ledge in the middle of the Alps? Sports bras to the rescue!

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Adam “Don’t Call Me Pacman” Jones is praying for Don Imus.

• An Alabama teacher gets to first base, second base, third base & home with some high school baseball players.

• D-U-I! D-U-I! Carmelo Anthony gets a 2-game suspension.

• The U.S. Olympic women’s soccer team has regained Hope while sending Brianna Scurry-ing away.

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Kandi Man Won’t Be Goin’ Back to His Old School

Yet another curious tale has been logged in the curiouser fever dream that passed for Michael Olowokandi’s sporting career. The son of a Nigerian diplomat picks an American school (Pacific) almost at random to allow him to play basketball on his own dime and launches into perhaps the most catastrophic NBA career arc that didn’t involve motor vehicle crashes.

(It was this or show you video of Kandi Man ‘playing’ basketball)

Onto the tale: a Pacific official not exactly steeped in the NBA tradition was just one of many that saw the tall drink of Nigerian water as the stanchion for a dollar sign, which is why he wrote Olowokandi just before his draft day to demand one million dollars from him and his NBA team-to-be for their troubles.

The Kandi Man did not take it well and effectively cut ties with the school. He’s been there, at best, a few times since graduation.
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