Rick Majerus: Expert On The “Average White D*ck”

LARRY BROWN SPORTS has a priceless excerpt from a recent SPORTS ILLUSTRATED piece on Rick Majerus that sadly, is apparently (and understandably) unavailable online:

Rick Majerus Ball Sack

Another player remembers Majerus calling him up to his hotel room on various occasions, and he’d answer the door in his towel and I’d come in and the towel would fall off and it was like nothing had happened. He’d just be standing there buck naked. One year he had this lower-back injury, and he would have the trainer massage it with the ultrasound.

But instead of just lowering his pants a little bit, Majerus would pull his pants down to his ankles and sit in a chair and coach us. Sometimes he’d be like, ‘Guys, bring it in, take a knee.’ We’d come in, and we’re just like, No way this is happening.

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