I think I’ve found the world’s worst person: his name is Jaime Salcedo, and he’s the owner of Showbiz Productions in Jacksonville, FL. He first made a name for himself by selling the “Vick Chew Toy,” which is not related to the one the St. Paul Saints gave away. In fact, if you read the [...]

Bryce Brown has finally chosen a college. The prized running back recruit has decided to run to Rocky Top.

DR. SATURDAY reports that Brown has Volunteered to commit to the University of Tennessee. (Guess all that crazy Kiffin recruiting works, after all!) But Bryce’s announcement didn’t come without a little suspense.

I haven’t watched wrestling in years. The last time I paid any real attention to the “sport” was when Dwayne Johnson, also known as The Rock, was at the height of his popularity. Since then the grappler has gone from wrestling men in a speedo to starring in action movies like “The Scorpion King” and [...]

Oh my, how the mighty have fallen. Earlier this week it was former Super Bowl coach Jim Fassel taking a job with a professional team in a league that doesn’t exist yet, then former national champion collegiate coach Larry Coker admits interest in a start-up 1-AA program in … San Antonio?

(Could this man take a [...]

Jamaal Green has gone from patrolling the line of scrimmage to patrolling the US-Mexican border. A former DE standout at The U, Green had his cup of coffee in the NFL but decided it wasn’t for him. What was for him was standing in the desert in 100-degree heat in El Paso, Texas, watching [...]

Forget avian bird flu – the biggest epidemic to hit America is the collegiate ‘whiteout’. You know the drill: The scourge started in the Big Ten at Penn State and Michigan State during the 2005 football season (Penn State has since copyrighted the phrase “White Out”). Since then, every school that hands out diplomas has [...]

ATTENTION READERS: you may want to leave the room or visit another, friendlier site, because the image we’re going to show you is disturbing. We’ve done the best we can to remove the most offensive parts of it so that it’s fit for consumption by the hardiest of souls, but even knowing the hate that [...]

Ever since the Miami Hurricanes lost to the Florida Gators last weekend, they’ve spent the majority of their time whining about everything.  Head coach Randy Shannon talked about how he didn’t appreciate Urban Meyer opting to kick a field goal in the last minute even though his team was already ahead 23-3, and former Cane [...]

Warren Sapp is settling in nicely into his new career as studio analyst. The long-time long-winded NFL lineman joins a re-vamped and re-vitalized “Inside The NFL”, as HBO’s former football highlight show makes it’s debut on Showtime tonight (9 pm ET/PT – check local listings).

But just because Sapp isn’t stepping out on the field anymore, [...]

• THE 700 LEVEL flies over news that Sunday was a great day for Eagles fans – not only did their team run roughshod over the Rams, but the Linc crowd was treated to a halftime appearance by Heather Mitts.

• It wasn’t just UTEP fans gripped in groinal adventures Saturday night, as THE SLANCH REPORT [...]