Clever Caption Contest: Hair-Raising Heat Dancer

Greetings, ladies & gentlemen. It’s time for another edition of the always enjoyable, never annoyable, SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today, we proudly offer up this hair-raising image of one heavenly honey of a Miami Heat dancer:

Miami Heat cheerleader

So, how would you describe this femme fatale’s state of follicle fortunes? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a possible endorsement deal with Pert Plus.

Now, let’s get writing! Use your head…and shoulders, if need be!

NBA Dance Team Bracket Kills Productivity Again

Finally, the day has arrived when you can wile away the morning pouring over your brackets one last time, submit your answers, and lean back this afternoon in your chair and see how your picks do. You can try to pretend that you’re getting work done today, but you’re not fooling anyone.

Miami Heat dance team

(Last year’s champions; will they repeat or flame out?)

But how can anyone focus on a NBA Dance Team Bracket voting day? It’s ridiculous that anyone would even ask. It should be a national holiday, really. You have been voting for your favorite NBA dance teams, haven’t you? You’re not one of those office party-poopers, are you? Of course not; join the national craze before it’s too late!

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