On the list of things I think about on a regular basis, “What if Brett Favre were a woman?” is not in the top … well heck, it’s not on the list at all. But Scoop Jackson, he’s got another list entirely. In a development which will make you long for the good old days when this site featured a ban on all Favre mentions, we have this: Scoop’s latest ESPN Page 2 column. Warning: It’s about four different kinds of crazy.
The column begins: “If he were a woman …” and it only gets stranger from there. I’m pretty sure I know the point Scoop is trying to make: If a woman took this long to make up her mind, boy, she’d never get away with that! But the problem is, that notion is barely interesting enough to support one sentence, let alone an entire column.