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• MMA fighter KJ Noons has kicked up quite a lovely lingerie-football-playing girlfiend in Melany Lorenzo.
• RB Thomas Jones blames Brett for Jets bumbling down the stretch.
• Man takes an 180-mile bike ride to go on an underage ride of his own.
• March Madness just wouldn’t be complete without a sitcom about heckling starring Tom Arnold.
There aren’t many sports power couples, but there’s definitely a hierarchy. Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf are the A-listers. Shelden Williams and Candace Parker are, generously, B-list. Jennie Finch and Casey Daigle are just scraping by as C-listers. So where does that leave MMA Fighter KJ Noons and Lingerie Football League “player” Melany Lorenzo? Who cares, she’s hot and has lots of pictures. Happy New Year to you, too.
Noons has put together a 7-2 record in MMA, mostly EliteXC of late. And Lorenzo, big surprise, is a former Playboy model (I’m shocked - shocked! - that someone in Lingerie Football would have to resort to something so degrading). Which means, if you were so inclined, there are ways of seeing her in less clothing. Although these will suffice for now, I think.
