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Hey, readers! Time for another enthralling SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today, we take a look back at last night’s fascinating Fiesta Bowl. Just how were the Longhorns able to rally & best the Buckeyes? By scanning the sidelines, we come across a sight more inspiring to UT fans than Bevo belching “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You”: Matthew McConaughey.
What’s this Hollywood hunk hollerin’ about? Submit your suggestions into the comments section listed below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-they-day recap, with a chance to claim your own DVD copy of “Failure To Launch” - to throw in the trash at your own leisure.
Good luck & good writing! Or Matt will sign up to do “Failure To Launch 2″.
While we make no guarantees around here about trying to be “equal opportunity” when it comes to showing scantily-clad images of males and females, every now and then we’re forced by law to provide some visual stimulation for the ladies in the form of a dreamy, hunky superstar actor. Which is why we’re broadcasting the following image:
(You’re welcome, girls)
The above image is Matt Damon filming his role for the upcoming movie The Informant. It’s also, obviously, why he felt he needed to get back into shape by running part of yesterday’s Escape to Miami triathlon. No way folks are going to flock to the next Jason Bourne movie if the star’s got a gut like that.
Looks like Americans are once again going to care about skinny men riding bicycles through the mountains of France: Lance Armstrong is giving up his nightly outings with Matthew McConaughey to return to the world of cycling.
The plan is thus: Armstrong, who turns 37 this month, will race in the Amgen Tour in California, Paris-Nice, the Tour de Georgia and the Dauphine-Libere before returning to the Tour de France next year, which he’s already dominated 7 times. The best part about it? According to MSNBC, he’ll be doing it “for no salary or bonuses”. Just for the pure love of the game.
MCCONAUGHEY-ARMSTRONG PIRATE FLICK WORKING TITLE:
Either that, or “Bro-mance“.