There are a few things I would recommend trying while stoned out of your gourd. Playing in the snow. Listening to Zeppelin. Watching the opening credits of “Mad Men.” But the list of things I would advise against doing while high begins unequivocally with playing in an NFL game.
From the COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE, via PFT, comes the story of former Broncos left tackle Matt Lepsis. Lepsis found God, and found drugs, unfortunately not in that order. Lepsis says he played the first six games of the 2007 season while high, a stretch no doubt highlighted by a week three loss to Jacksonville in which the Jaguars logo totally came to life and tried to eat him, man.