Brog: Parents Buying Athlete Seed For Offspring?!

Tuesday ESPN’s “E:60″ will examine the lengths some people will go to have more athletic kids.

Jose Canseco as a baby

ESPN: “E:60 correspondent Tom Farrey exclusively reports the story about the ultimate effort to buy athletic advantage – the purchase of sperm from anonymous donors who are college athletes. He visits the world’s largest sperm bank, California Cryobank in Los Angeles, where the seed of Division I football, basketball and baseball players sells fast. Farrey also speaks with families who purchased the sperm of a former tight end, and he addresses the question: How do expectations change when parents know their child is born with the DNA of an elite athlete?”

So what type of down-and-outer person, athlete or no, is selling their sperm?

Jose Canseco sticks out tongue

Exactly.

Farrey also has a book out on the subject, and appeared today on KSPN-AM’s “Mason & Ireland” show in Los Angeles today to talk about the ESPN piece.

John Ireland to Farrey: “How many people are breeding kids specifically to be athletes?”

Farrey: “I’m not sure they’re breeding to create elite athletes. They’re folks who are lesbians or same sex couples or mothers who never found mister right or it’s a heterosexual couple who can’t have kids on their own. So, they go to the sperm bank and they go through the catalog. And inevitably, when you’re like, ‘OK, what are we going to pick?’ … you end up picking the stuff you prioritize and you value and there are a lot of people out there who want their kids to have athletic traits.”

The main ethical question when it comes to this game of offspring roulette is if prospective parents should be allowed to know the identity of the sperm donator. So long as they don’t, I don’t see anything wrong with knowing the occupation and/or athletic history of the contributor. Problem is, if someone is donating sperm for money, what’s the odds that individual has a current occupation? (See Todd Marinovich.)

Yes, we’ve all heard over the years about Warren Sapp being a social cripple. Not to mention a man of questionable personal hygiene. So with that, I was delighted today at his selection to the latest lineup of “Dancing With The Stars”. Though I would love to see him plague survive the entire competition, that might be a little too much to ask, considering he’ll be dragging around a hazmat-suited partner.

Warren Sapp Dancing With The Stars

In all seriousness, one media source close to the Raiders told me today that Sapp has always been known for raging, 100-yard halitosis. In particular, one veteran defensive lineman for the Raiders used to bark out “Breath!” whenever Sapp walked into a room or on the team plane.

That eventually lead to the team’s primary rallying cry last season: “BREATH! BREATH! BREATH!

Sapp thought it was funny, but didn’t know the joke was on him and would bark it out too.

Coincidentally, when Marinovich was quarterbacking the club, the team’s rallying cry was, “METH! METH! METH!

OK, I made that last part up. Read more…

Are The Cardinals Sick Of Leinart’s Sucking?

Remember all that talk that this was the season that Matt Leinart was going to shed his party boy image and get down to the business of being a franchise quarterback? You know, actually having a grasp of the offense as opposed to last season?

Matt Leinart is choking

Things haven’t been going well this training camp, and yesterday’s 3-12, 3 INT performance against the Raiders might have been the last straw: ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that the Cardinals are prepared to name Kurt Warner the starter for their regular season opener.

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Blog Jam: Phelps Wants To Fatten Up Your Kids

    Michael Phelps at McDonald's

  • Want your own replica Olympic torch? How about your own mask (just like the US bicyclists wore!)? GIZMODO breaks down the 10 gadgets that will help you feel like an Olympian.

Pats Are Absolutely Dreadful Without Ailing Brady

If you caught any of the Sunday night Patriots-Buccaneers game, two things were immediately apparent: Pats head coach Bill Belichick was in mid-season, full-on hobo mode, and New England is an unmitigated train wreck without quarterback Tom Brady on the field.

Tom Brady's bum foot

Brady has yet to take a snap in the preseason, and he didn’t even make the trip to Tampa because of what some source, on deep background, described as a “sore foot.” No idea if it’s the same foot Brady was hobbling around on prior to the Super Bowl, but it was enough to keep him back in New England while his teammates got embarrassed on national television.

After the game, Belichick was his usual, forthcoming self when talking about Brady. Read more…

Rick Pitino’s Wife Thinks Quick, Saves Man’s Life

No idea if Joanne Pitino acquired her CPR skills from a Matt Leinart- sponsored American Red Cross event, but the wife of Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino is a hero after saving the life of a passenger who suffered a heart attack during a recent flight.

Matt Leinart CPR

From the BOSTON HERALD’S INSIDE TRACK:

Our spies in the sky say Mrs. P helped administer CPR and assisted with the oxygen mask after the man sitting next to her collapsed. The plane made an emergency landing in Philadelphia and the passenger made a full recovery!

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Vince Young Learning Lessons From Leinart Pics

Last week, some snapshots surfaced of a shirtless Vince Young partying with his pals. So, the Titans QB took time on Thursday to say he’s sorry to any kids who might’ve seen the pics.

Vince Young drunk and shirtless

The TENNESSEAN reports that Young apologized to, um, young fans for the photos, saying he wants to be a good role model for children:

“I was having a good time with friends … and you know how it is, as a quarterback you can’t have too much fun. I blame myself for that, but at the same time you have to watch certain things.”

Looks like Vince is starting to learn some lessons from Matt Leinart.

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Blog-A-Rhythm: Getting Behind Beach Volleyball

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC gets to the bottom of their choices for the 10 best backsides in beach volleyball.

Brazil volleyball butt

• T.O.’s not the only receiver to bust his acting chops on the small screen, as MONDESI’S HOUSE tunes in to see Hines Ward guest star on a Korean TV show.

• And DEADSPIN catches fellow NFL star Matt Leinart hitting the game show circut - as the question to “Jeopardy’s” Final Answer.

• SPORTAPHILE rolls tape on a younger Bill O’Reilly approaching Chris Berman levels of off-the-air in-studio anger.

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Ana Ivanovic On Stamp; USC Song Girls in Bikinis

SbB’s Adventures in Air Travel: Kickin’ it in Kansas City, chillin’ in Charlotte.

Ana Ivanovic gets the stamp of approval from the Serbian postal service.

Ana Ivanovic

• USC’s Song Girls make $1 million in just one day by basking in bikinis.

Matt Leinart’s car spotted in L.A. - or could it be Nick Lachey’s wheels?

Pope Benedict can come in to Yankee Stadium, but he’s have to leave the Popemobile with the valet.

Carmelo Anthony gets into a nugget of trouble with a DUI charge.

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Our New Custom License Plate Choice Intercepted

Spotted by SbB reader Juan last week tooling around Los Angeles:

Matt Leinart PT Cruiser

We actually were planning on getting a custom plate for our rig this year, and sadly it looks like our first choice was intercepted.

Now in all seriousness, who, besides Matt Leinart, would get that plate? Well, there’s only one person we can think of. Read more…

Blog-O-Rama: Purple Jesus Will Break Your Hand

• THE 700 LEVEL has to hand it to Adrian Peterson, as Purple Jesus divinely demonstrates his powerful grip while exchanging pleasantries.

Adrian Peterson big hands

• THE SPORTING BLOG has a new look. MR. IRRELEVANT approves.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY is relieved that new Baylor coach Art Briles was able to reach his #1 spring practice goal - no one got injured.

• D.C. SPORTS BOG sneaks along news of a couple of Nats fans crashing the Opening Day festivities at the new ballpark.

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