Pirates Invest in New Technology; Players Next?
“Hello? Neal? Neal Huntington, wake up! This is your boss, Bob Nutting. I just saw the damnedest informercial on the Food Network and we totally have to get this for the Pirates. It’s this pitching machine, right? But instead of looking at the machine shoot you the ball, it’s hidden behind a screen and a pitcher is pitching on the screen and then the ball comes through the screen!”
“Mr. Nutting, sir? Have you been playing with the espresso machine after midnight again?”
