Minor League Team Dumps Pork Chop Nickname After Puerto Rican Man Complains

TO THINK WE THOUGHT C. WEIS WAS ALONE IN HIS DISDAIN The ALLENTOWN MORNING CALL reports a local minor league team called the Lehigh Valley IronPigs “announced it is replacing the winning entry in its ‘Name the Mascot’ contest from PorkChop to Ferrous.

Puerto Rico Pigs

The team said it switched the name when it was brought to its attention that the name PorkChop could potentially be offensive to members of the community. IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes said he received a handful of e-mails and phone calls last night from people in the Latino community who called the name derogatory.“We’re like you, we thought this might be related to orthodox Jewish folks, or possibly the local Muslim population, but no, the protest came from a “handful” of Puerto Ricans living in the area.

But after reading the story, it appears that it was one man - and his family - who lead to the change: “Guillermo Lopez, a former Bethlehem Steel employee, said he was called pork chop when a co-worker wished to be insulting, particularly in his early days with the company 35 years ago.

Pork Chops On The Menu

Oh yeah, Lopez also happens to be the vice president of something called the Latino Leadership Alliance. We’re sure that had nothing to do with the flaccid reaction of the minor league team GM (who shall remain nameless, in the interest of his safety from the unruly, onrushing Puerto Rican mobs).Well thank god Lopez straightened out the team. Now it’s on to every Waffle House menu in the Lehigh Valley! Onward!

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Vancouver Olympics mascots

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When visiting each character’s web page, Miga, Quatchi and Sumi proudly exclaim their name in Pokemon-like fashion when the mouse is moved over their images.

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Upon closer examination, our new furry friends do bare a resemblance to the characters created for the 2008 Beijing Games. The IOC must have gotten a good 2-for-1 deal with the same graphic designer.

Izzy Olympic mascot

Still, it’s an improvement over Izzy the Olympic Whatizit.

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