Female Boxer Beats Up British Soldiers For Kissing

If you know me, then you know I like stories with female Canadian boxers who knock out male British soldiers with one punch, and in the ensuing melee someone’s nose gets bitten off. That’s why I’m so glad that I came into work this morning.

Ashley Wolfe

Ashley Wolfe (above), the 5-foot-3 wife of a British army sergeant, had been “drinking heavily” at a party and reportedly become enraged when she saw other soldiers pretending to be gay on the dance floor. Screaming “This shouldn’t be allowed in the British Army!” she went on the attack, and now search parties are on the lookout for someone’s nose.

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Drunk Naked Guy Challenges Neighbor To Karate

It’s a beautiful summer day, and you’re out in the yard with your kids and a couple of friends, just enjoying a nice, relaxing day. Then, suddenly, a man appears with a challenge. Although, this is not just any man, and not just any challenge.

drunk karate guy

It’s your drunk neighbor, he’s naked, and he wants to fight you, karate-style. If you were lucky enough to be in the Gettysburg, Pennsylvania area last August, you might have seen this glorious display for yourself. Unsurprisingly, the man’s offer to exchange floppy roundhouse kicks went unfulfilled, and naked karate will be the least of his worries for the next month.

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UW Kids Kung Fu Fighting For Bruce Lee Statue

A group of University of Washington students are working towards getting an on-campus statue built for one of their biggest athletic heroes - Bruce Lee:

Bruce Lee Statue

(Photo found by fine folks at FARK)

The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports that efforts are being made to honor the kung fu movie star with his own memorial, to be featured alongside other such figures as George Washington and William Shakespeare.

So far, the group says they’ve collected over 1,000 signatures in support - including most members of the Huskies men’s & women’s basketball teams.

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