• A chauffeur claims the Knicks’ Eddy Curry plays for the other team, if you know what we mean - and he apparently plays pretty rough.
Watch your back, David Lee!
• What do you do when your top-seeded team gets tossed from the playoffs? If you’re a Giants fan, you pummel a Porsche & smash a SUV.
• Florida State safety Myron Rolle shuns NFL glory for an Oxford education.
• The Miami Heat hit upon a new PR strategy - suing their season ticket holders for unpaid-for seats.