PETA Makes March Madness More Sanctimonious
PETA, that clear-headed, red-paint-tossing, band of animal rights advocates has put together a bracket of mad scientists, with “16 of the nation’s most reprehensible, university-funded animal torturers going head-to-head” in what is surely to be the most depressing of the mock gimmicky tournaments out there.
They’re calling it the first-ever Vivisector of the Week tournament and it seems not at all more civil than the regular old NCAA Tournament. Just look at some of the match-ups — UMBC vs. Georgetown? Hoya versus Retriever? Why, that’s dog fighting! And didn’t PETA have something to say about that when Michael Vick got busted for it?
