Artest Takes Cut For Title? “Not In A Million Years”
Brooks is punchy about partying over at the Playboy Mansion tonight.
• Is Ron Artest willing to give up a few bucks so he can gain an NBA title? “Not in a million years.”
• A modeling agency wants to turn seven LPGAers into real lookers.
• Would it have been too much trouble for Mark Buehrle to pony up for Dad’s plane ticket so he could see his son’s 1,000th MLB career strikeout?
• Jonathan Papelbon briefs us about the state of his stinky underwear.
• Michael Strahan starts his network analyzing early, saying that ex-Giants teammate Jeremy Shockey has got to go.
