Linda Cohn woke up this morning in her palatial East Hartford estate’s master bedroom (note: East Hartford estates are palatial relative to Hartford homes; they have bedrooms, for one), stumbled to her three-year-old Dell in the study (note: East Hartford homes have studies that Mike Brady would be proud of), and fired up Internet Explorer. Her home page, of course, is DEADSPIN. There, she saw this:
And she spent the rest of her morning absolutely kicking herself. She didn’t have to settle for being a well-paid and occasionally respected cable sports news anchor; she could have been one fallen jowl away from being leader of the free world without giving up one ounce of hairspray. Damnation!