Beckham Burns His Naughty Bits In Very Hot Rod

Like him or loathe him, David Beckham has set the soccer world on fire. And now it seems that his car was just trying to return the favor.

David Beckham driving thermometer

On a recent drive around Los Angeles in his custom 4×4, the Galaxy star apparently had a little trouble with the seat warmer. (Because we all know how cold it can get in L.A. during the summer.) Things got a bit too toasty for David as his undercarriage began overheating.

But let’s let Charli Morgan & Amy Watts of the DAILY STAR’S GOSS explain what happened next, in that ol’ stoic way of British tabloid storytelling:

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David Beckham Now Avialable in Fathead Form

DAVID BECKHAM CAN NOW BE YOURS IN FATHEAD FORM: David Beckham is all set to hang out with you on your wall:

Beckham Fathead

BUSINESS WIRE passes along news that the soccer star is the latest athlete to get the Fathead treatment. Life-size decals of the the LA Galaxy player are part of the company’s new MLS line of super-sized stickers.

Tom Cruise couch bobblehead

We bet Tom Cruise has already ordered his first dozen.But we’re personally more excited about the chance to have Cuauhtemoc Blanco adorning our casa walls.

LA Galaxy Will Not Let David Beckham Play in English Premier League

• THE LONDON SUN has a message from the L.A. Galaxy to the English Premier League:

No, you can’t have David Beckham back:

David Beckham

Not yours.


• BIG TEN TAILGATE is offering a $50 reward for photogenic proof of the Love-Bushey-Kuntz connection in tonight’s Ball State game.• AZ SPORTS HUB grabs a hanky or two, as Grant Hill will be appearing on “Oprah” Wednesday.

• WE ARE THE POSTMEN finds classic video of Jose Canseco warning kids of the dangers of steroids.

• How ’bout them Cowboys getting petty? Not satisfied with Sunday’s win, GAME ON! reports that Dallas wants a sack recorded by the Giants’ Osi Umenyiora taken away:

Osi Umenyiora NY Giants

• SPORTS HUB LA compares UCLA coach Karl Dorrell to Sean Penn, as both are Dead Men Walking.• The BOSTON HERALD knows Curt Schilling’s horse finally comes in, as the pitcher’s steed wins a race by 6 lengths.

Streaker Upstages David Beckham Vancouver Exhibition Game

BECKHAM LEAVES (STREAK) MARK NORTH OF THE BORDER: Now that the MLS season is over for the Los Angeles Galaxy (at least that’s what we hear), it makes perfect sense for David Beckham to play on a gimpy knee and ankle in an exhibition on artificial turf against sub-standard opposition.

Streaker At Beckham Game

That was the case last night in Vancouver. And we’re happy to report that somehow, by the grace of god, Becks wasn’t injured (again)! And from the most noteworthy photos and video from the game, it’s also heartening to note that he finally made his (streak) mark north of the border.


David Beckham has truly been a blessing to those of us in SoCal this summer, and it’s about time we shared the wealth with our toque-wearing continental brethren.

Swiss Chalet

And after this profound gesture of goodwill from the L.A. Galaxy, perhaps we will finally realize our first SoCal Swiss Chalet franchise (oh how our hearts ache for poutine).