Baseball And Free Liposuction; God Bless America

Many minor league baseball teams have promotional giveaways, but most are of the free seat cushion variety, with an occasional Bill Buckner bobblehead thrown in. But the Mahoning Valley Scrappers of the New York-Penn League had a dream: To give away a free liposuction treatment to one lucky fan. Tomorrow, that dream becomes reality.

The Scrappers, located in Northeast Ohio — yes, the same team that last year gave us the gala Salute to the Pickle — will stage their Ladies Night on Wednesday, when they play the Auburn Doubledays. And the grand prize that evening will be a free liposuction procedure from Valley Surgical Arts. Read more…