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Matt Barnes was Orlando’s designated instigator against Kobe Bryant and the Lakers Sunday. Exhibit A.:
(Greatest fake since Lamar Odom’s marriage)
In case you think that’s just the angle the video was shot from, here’s the video. Read more…
I hope that Taco Bell commercial for Lamar Odom was worth it.
(Tragic: If only I was merely talking about the show)
Last week E! promoted an upcoming episode of Khloe Kardashian’s reality show by touting her pseudo scheme to prevent Odom from cheating on her while he’s on the road.
The idea that she pitched to the show’s producers for inclusion in the script her friend? A solo sex tape Odom can take on the road. (Three words for L.O.: Dont. Check. It.)
Lamar Odom is officially back in my good graces after his participation in perhaps the finest commercial ever aired involving an athlete 95 percent of the audience doesn’t know.
(Why Lamar? Lotsa experience dunking on a moon. Face.)
I’ve not a single qualm.
OK Magazine once again illustrates the joys of an athlete taking out tabloid trash:
At least she’s got her acting chops to fall back on.
That bastion of journalist integrity, MediaTakeOut.com, blared this morning a “world exclusive” that Khloe Odom is officially pregnant, with this photo as evidence:
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS KNOCKED UP . . . HOPEFULLY IT’S BY HER HUSBAND LAMAR ODOM . . .CHECK OUT THE PICS OF HER BELLY BUMP!!!
MediaTakeOut.com just RECEIVED WORD - Khloe Kardashian IS PREGNANT!!! Word is that she’ll be making an announcement about it VERY shortly!!!
Congrats to her and Lamar!!
MTO also rewards us with a one of its patently amusing doctored photos - replete with obligatory opaque URL strip right through the pic’s middle.
One small detail: the photo posted by MTO is well over two months old, and several blogs posted it at the time - while also referencing pregnancy. Read more…
I’m pleased to present the 2010 Kardashian Family Christmas Card. What a lovely photo!
Funny, Kim doesn’t mention that Lamar Odom missed the shoot, as his presence in the shot is obviously via an alarmingly clumsy photoshop job.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
The ratings are out and the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom wedding special on E! beat AMC’s season finale of “Mad Men” by a substantial amount last week, to the surprise of no one. But to be fair, you can’t really compare the two events. One’s a show about cutthroat advertising execs pushing their product with little regard for morals or truth, and the other is “Mad Men.”
Look, let’s just agree that both were fiction. Season three of “Mad Men” ended with pretty hefty ratings, as is befitting one of the best shows on television. Well-acted, superbly written, with something to say about who we are as Americans and where we seem to be going. But on the other channel, hey, look at Khloe’s wedding dress! Read more…
Not exactly a startling revelation, but NBA player Rashad McCants this week told the NEW YORK POST that he had already split with Khloe Kardashian when Kardashian taped an episode of her faux reality show about a fraudulent scenario between the two.
There was nothing real about his stint on former girlfriend Khloe Kardashian’s reality show. The shooting guard said Khloe and sister Kourtney, who claimed he cheated on Khloe, “made the whole thing up.” McCants said a “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” episode — where they were seen hacking into McCants’ voice mail and listening to suggestive phone messages apparently left for him by a female fan — was staged.
He said the curvy sisters did not have his current phone number and he and Khloe “had already called it quits” in January, before the segment was even taped.
I don’t know if this is the case already or not, but shouldn’t *reality* shows start airing disclaimers before the program airs, to alert viewers that they are being mislead and deceived? Read more…
Urban gossip site Bossip.com is reporting today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have decided to get married in 2010.
(You may feel the need to towel off after reading this too)
Sources close to Kim say she has started planning process her fantasy wedding to boyfriend Reggie Bush. Kim apparently was inspired by Khloe and Lamar’s hasty love union.
Lovely, can’t think of a better reason in selecting a life partner.
After Bush dumped Kim earlier this year, apparently the two reunited in August and have been inseparable ever since - at least if you believe Kim and her publicist.
Speaking of romantic:
The two are said to have started planning their own wedding after Kim asked Reggie about walking down the aisle in New Orleans after attending Khloe’s wedding. Surprisingly, Reggie said “lets do it.”
So Kim proposed? Reg sure sounds down with the plan.
Lest you think though that this won’t be a business endeavor akin to the KhlOdom mock marriage, Kim is allegedly planning the same sort of money-making arrangement her sister scored with producer Ryan Seacrest. Read more…
Lamar Odom’s Baby Momma Liza Morales sent some new glamour shots to Media Takeout in order to protest those who claim she looks like Bigfoot Khloe Kardashian. Here’s the original comparison I posted recently.
New comparison after the jump. Read more…
