Bears QB Cutler Performs Poorly Against Packers

Jay Culter’s debut as Chicago’s QB was completely em-Bear-assing.

Jay Cutler Bears Packers

• A fired high school basketball coach decides to spend her new-found free time suing over the fact that girls have to play on school nights while the boys get to play on weekends.

• We knew the New Jersey Nets were losers, but we didn’t realize it was $50 million worth.

• It’s nice when a mother & daughter work together. It’s not so nice when they’re working together to beat up a cheerleading coach.

• Utah’s Kyle Korver & Deron Williams jazz up a charity event with a little dodgeball action.

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Utah Jazz Delve Into Dodgeball For Charity’s Sake

Okay, when we heard that the Utah Jazz were going to get into a common gym-related activity that everybody can participate in for charity, naturally, we thought it’d be Jazzercise. Yes, because of the team name, but also because we could totally see Kyle Korver doing this (it’s basketball-themed and everything!).

Dodgeball Purple Cobras
(Is it too late to go with the “Utah Purple Cobras” for next season?)

No no, though, it’s dodgeball, as the team held a “Dodge Barrage” event for charity this weekend. The two principal characters in the charity are Korver and Deron Williams, and they promoted it with some admittedly awesome work on YouTube. Video is below.

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Iowa Women Want To Have Sex w/Cyclones Coach

When the DES MOINES REGISTER recently asked Iowans what Hawkeye State celebrity they’d like to make sweet love to, many gals went gaga over Gene Chizik.

Gene Chizik Iowa State football coach

(Gene Chizik - Cyclones football coach & sex symbol)

THE WIZARD OF ODDS informs us that the Iowa State football coach was one of the lucky few fellows that Des Moines dames desired as their “celebrity sex partner“. Read more…

Katarina’s Playboy Past Too Provocative For ESPN

We’re a little camera shy, so we’ll take our next Philippe order to go.

• Is Katarina Witt’s Playboy past too worrisome for the Worldwide Leader?

Katarina Witt skating

Bruce Pearl uses the ol’ hug excuse to text Erin Andrews. Does this guy know how to operate or what?

• A funny photo of Kyle Korver cowering on the court.

David Stern puts the hammer down on homer TV announcers.

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This Effeminate NBA Moment Courtesy Kyle Korver

Kyle Korver keeps his awkward hitting streak alive, with this photo from (and first discovered by DEADSPIN):

Kyle Korver

Earlier (as noted by Skeets at YAHOO), he warded off an infinitely uncomfortable line of questioning from a female SLC news anchor.

Fitting for a man who plays for a team as nonsensically-named as the Utah Jazz.

Bloganalia: “Uncomfortable Is A Good Word”

• Skeets at YAHOO uncovers a rather awkward, rather discursive interview with Kyle Korver.

• TAILGATING IDEAS offer the bucket list for tailgaters.

• STEROID NATION notes that Barry Bonds testosterone level may have been just a smidge high in 2001.

• THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE points out that the son of one of the Hanson Brothers from “Slap Shot” is playing hockey for Notre Dame.

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