Thanks to THE BIG LEAD being caught in the dentist’s office yesterday afternoon for two hours and being forced to read whatever was in the magazine rack (or so we assume), we hear that US WEEKLY has the scoop on Kobe Bryant’s manicure/pedicure before Game 2 of the NBA Finals in Boston.

(We’d wear this if we could)

Why don’t you tell us about it, chatty nail tech?

“He started doing his pedicure around 5 p.m. He was watching the movie ‘21′ and he got on his couch… (he’s) really concerned about the appearance of his hands and feet… He told me he tries to get mani-pedis on a regular basis!”

We’ll get to the illusory threat to our collective manhood in a bit. Honest. However, we love the hidden detail more:

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