We’ll Soon Be Afternoon-Deep In A Bottle Of Cutty

Today you’ll notice that Christmas Ape of KISSING SUZY KOLBER and DEADSPIN is now on board to post to his heart’s delight.

Hospital Waiting Room

If you’ve read his fine work, you know why we’re ecstatic to have him. Plus, we can now finally sneak away for that worry-free colonoscopy we’ve always dreamed of.

Later today (5p ET) we’ll be appearing on Fox Business Channel’s “Happy Hour.” As if we needed an excuse to be early afternoon-deep in the Cutty.