Scottie Pippen Is A One-Man Economic Recession

I inherently don’t trust people like Jim Cramer, who get on TV and tell you what stocks to buy and which to sell. If they know so much about Wall Street, why do they need to scream their opinions at me every night for a paycheck. Shouldn’t they be living out in the Caribbean somewhere, living off of the interest of their earning while the rest of us plebeians scrounge for our table scraps?

Scottie Pippen

But I’d trust Cramer and his kind in a heartbeat with my savings before I’d let Scottie Pippen anywhere near my lunch money - the man is a walking recession, and in more need of a bailout than the auto and banking industries combined.

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