Kris Humphries, who is contracted to play basketball for the New Jersey Nets, is not what you’d qualify as a star player in The League.

(CRACK IS, indeed, WACK)

Averaging around eight points per game for one of the NBA’s most anonymous teams, Humphries might be the last guy in organized sports who you would think would need a high profile Hollywood publicist.

So why then did he recently hire Liza Anderson, who also reps Eva Longoria, to handle his public relations affairs?

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Delightful piece of journalism by PEOPLE magazine last week, as everyone’s fave brain candy dispenser polled Kim Kardashian on USC’s decision to throw the Trojan belongings of her ex-beau Reggie Bush onto the 110 Freeway.

“Reggie worked hard for that Heisman and deserves it. He earned it! I really don’t think it’s fair to give it back.”

On second thought, there’s probably no better person to ask about the departure of a Bush trophy than Kardashian.

I avoid at all cost all things Kardashian, but the NATIONAL ENQUIRER has an offline story about Kim Kardashian today that I thought I’d pass along - for the benefit of Cowboys haters fans.

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In a story yet to hit the web, the Enquirer reports that the possessor of reality television’s finest wide receiver is now hooking up with Dallas Cowboys pass catcher Miles Austin.

Kardashian invited Austin to attend an NBA Finals game on June 6, only they didn’t sit together. (Fun!) Though they later did dinner at Casa Vega in Los Angeles.

Excerpt:

“Kim’s carving out more time in her schedule to be with Miles, and she’s telling those close to her that he’s ‘the one.’”

Now for the scary part: (No, no Khloe photos.) Read more…

To think I thought her cast in the Avatar sequel was a stretch.

Photos are from yesterday at the Bravada International Launch Party. (Yeah, no idea.)

Urban gossip site Bossip.com is reporting today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have decided to get married in 2010.

(You may feel the need to towel off after reading this too)

Sources close to Kim say she has started planning process her fantasy wedding to boyfriend Reggie Bush. Kim apparently was inspired by Khloe and Lamar’s hasty love union.

Lovely, can’t think of a better reason in selecting a life partner.

After Bush dumped Kim earlier this year, apparently the two reunited in August and have been inseparable ever since - at least if you believe Kim and her publicist.

Speaking of romantic:

The two are said to have started planning their own wedding after Kim asked Reggie about walking down the aisle in New Orleans after attending Khloe’s wedding. Surprisingly, Reggie said “lets do it.”

So Kim proposed? Reg sure sounds down with the plan.

Lest you think though that this won’t be a business endeavor akin to the KhlOdom mock marriage, Kim is allegedly planning the same sort of money-making arrangement her sister scored with producer Ryan Seacrest. Read more…

The website Balleralert.com is reporting today that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian, who first met less than one month ago, are set to wed this Sunday, September 27.

More: “Khloe Kardashian will NOT sign a prenuptial agreement. Those Kardashians know how to make money don’t they. E Hollywood has already dumped 300k to pay for this ceremony. Why are they rushing? Is someone pregnant?”

Obviously I can’t vouch for the veracity of the report, but with these two, nothing would surprise me.

It is interesting to note though that Khloe’s sister Kim has suddenly backed off her prediction last week of an imminent engagement between the two. Read more…

Guess it made sense for Mason & Ireland on KSPN-AM in Los Angeles to get to the bottom of the Lamar Odom-Khloe Kardashian marriage rumors by calling up Khloe’s sister, you know … the cute one. (Kim.)

(If anyone can get to the bottom of the Khloe Odom intrigue…)

Kim K. said on KSPN this afternoon that there’s a “100″ percent chance that Khloe and Odom will get engaged because they’re “so in love.”

That love, incidentally, spans less than three months. But when you consider the overt attractiveness in play, I guess you shouldn’t be shocked.

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• Whether you adore her or want to ignore her, Erin Andrews is starting to embrace her popularity more & more - such as posing for a GQ photoshoot.

• Help wanted: New Mexico football office. Only hot young girls need apply.

• Redskins backup QB Colt Brennan denies reports that he’s Jessica Simpson’s new NFL stud.

• Tom Cable shows how rough & tough the Raiders are going to be this season by breaking the jaw of one of his assistant coaches.

• The Dodgers turn to Snoop Dogg to help sell tickets. Fo’ shizzle.

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• Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian are gonna give love another chance.

It’s gotta be the new hair!

• Those 38 wins by the Memphis Tigers two years ago? The NCAA declares that it never happened.

• That seems a bit harsh. Next thing you’ll tell me, giving cream cheese to athletes would be considered an NCAA violation.

• Plaxico Burress pleads guilty to gun possession charge, will spend the next two seasons playing for the penal pigskin league.

• First Patrick Kane, and now Aqib Talib. Why do pro athletes hate cabbies so much?

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When last we left Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian, they had decided to call it quits due to conflicting schedules. Damn you, Travelocity! And so it goes with many of history’s great relationships … although Napoleon managed to stick with Josephine while off invading Russia, and being exiled to a small island. Anyway, here’s good news, Reggie and Kim fans!

Apparently America’s fun couple is back together! (Sean Payton bangs head repeatedly against locker). Because I watch the E! Entertainment channel to the exclusion of all other interests and responsibilities, I know that the two were spotted on Monday walking into Ruth’s Chris Steak House in New Orleans. And then someone, presumably her publicist, confirmed it’s back on!

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