• DEADSPIN is in the Final Four for their Sports Human of the Year(tm) contest. This week’s matchup - Kige Ramsey vs. Pacman Jones:

• DALLAS MAVERICKS BLOG finds Mark Cuban going straight to the press to complain about NBA officiating.

• DUMP DORRELL knows of a Pac-10 program that really wants DeWayne Walker - but it ain’t UCLA.

• If AWFUL ANNOUNCING were Mack Brown’s stepson, they wouldn’t be in such a hurry to get back to Texas right now:

• 100% INJURY RATE learns that even having the worst Super Bowl ad is still worth it.

• THROUGH THE MIND OF A HALF-WITTED MAN presents yet another admonishment of ESPN - this time aimed at the Worldwide Leader’s so-called experts.