Proud Papa! Khloe Still Hasn’t Met Lamar’s Kids

This week the Lamar Odom unveiled his much-anticipated clothing line in Beverly Hills, and when they weren’t overawed by Odom’s fashion mastery (Khloe: “I love it, I think it’s amazing!”, the press quizzed Odom and Khloe Kardashian about some of the details of their mock marriage.

Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom

(Shirt: Part of Odom’s new fashion line)

When asked about having kids with Kardashian, Odom said, “Maybe one day, hopefully. That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.

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Having kids is certainly a natural progression for any made-for-ryan-seacrest-produced-reality-tv-show couple. And the good news is, the pseudo newlyweds don’t have to rush because Odom already has two kids - right Khloe?

Lamar Odom

(Do you think I’m good looking?)

Oh, wait.

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Odom To Khloe: You’ll Get NOTHING And Like It

It’s been reported the last 48 hours that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have agreed to a pre-nuptial agreement. RadarOnline.com is claiming an “exclusive” in providing these details:

Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Fake Marriage a Scam All Along

a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family

Not too sure how exclusive that is though, considering the exact same information has been circulating on the web for weeks now - probably leaked by the Kardashian camp.

But there’s at least one report claiming intimate knowledge of the *agreement*, and her account is quite different than what the main media was fed. Read more…

Claudia Jordan Blew Odom Off Just Before Khloe

Since I reported Matt “Money” Smith of the Petros and Money Show on Fox Sports Radio said Lamar Odom proposed to a woman (and was jilted) just before he consumated his pseudo-nuptials with Khloe Kardashian, the search has been on to figure out just who that woman was.

Lamar Odom Claudia Jordan together just before he met Khloe Kardashian

(Jordan turned down Odom’s wedding proposal week before Khloe? Probably)

Actress Taraji Henson was a possibility, having been seen with Odom earlier in the year. But another name *coincidentally* popped up on TMZ’s TV show the day after my report: Claudia Jordan.

Jordan also fits Smith’s description of a famewhore who “graces the pages of TMZ”. More importantly she was seen with a beaming Odom only a week before he met Kardashian. So the gossip enterprise went straight to the source, interviewing Jordan in-house for its TV show on Saturday.

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Odom Proposed To ‘Starlet’ Days Before Khloe?

Just as I’d weaned myself off the made-for-TV fake marriage of Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian, I heard something that had me tapping my mainline again.

Lamar Odom Taraji Henson

(Did Odom propose to this woman weeks before marrying Khloe?)

If you’ve driven around Los Angeles the past few years, you’ve probably seen billboards for the “Petros and Money Show“, a popular sports radio show on KLAC-AM and syndicated nationally on Fox Sports Radio. Petros Papadakis and Matt “Money” Smith have also filled in many times on Jim Rome’s national radio show and appeared on Rome’s ESPN-TV Show Rome Is Burning.

Smith is also a former Lakers radio host. Over the past four years, he hosted all of the Lakers pregame and postgame shows, did some play-by-play of the games and occasionally traveled with the team.

Needless to say, he’s been very close to the Lakers organization during that time, so I take very seriously the bombshell Smith dropped on his radio show yesterday about Lamar Odom. Read more…

Lamar Odom’s 1st Quotes About Khloe Kardashian

Lamar Odom finally went on the record today to talk about his “marriage” to Khloe Kardashian, which incidentally is not yet a legal union. (And for all we know, never will be.)

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Odom gave it up to ESPN 710’s Steve Mason and John Ireland, who host an afternoon drive show on the Los Angeles station. Why those guys? Ireland is also sideline reporter for Lakers TV broadcasts and travels with the team for months on end, so Odom obviously knows and trusts him.

The interview was more than a little awkward when it came to Odom talking about his relationship with Kardashian, as he was somewhat contractually constrained by E! over how he could express his undying love and affection for a woman whom he met a mere month ago.

But the radio duo did glean an iota of insight from Odom on why he decided to (loosely) tie the knot.

Transcript of his comments after the jump. Read more…

First Khloe Kardashian ‘Wedding’ Photos Posted

Here’s the first ‘wedding’ photo posted of Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom:

Khloe Kardashian Wedding Photos Posted

(Credit X17Online.com)

What a happy couple!

Wonder why she’s shielding her face and L.O. isn’t? Could it be she’s getting $300,000 for the official photos from a celebutard rag, and Odom is getting the same amount you and I are.

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Odom-Khloe Reality Show To Air On Y? Channel

The fake wedding of fake celebrity Khloe Kardashian to hopeless dolt Lamar Odom apparently happened Sunday afternoon. The marriage is reportedly non-binding, meaning the fraudulent ceremony was expressly held so Kardashian could make off with $300,000 from OK! magazine for the fake wedding photos. (The mag will then subsequently fleece readers and website advertisers.)

Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Fake Marriage a Scam All Along

Odom? The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports he’ll receive zero for the photos. Read more…

Odom-Khloe Fake Marriage Scam Finally Revealed

Ah, finally we have it. The out for E! reality show producers and Khloe Kardashian in her fake-all-along marriage to Lamar Odom. TMZ.com reports today that Odom suddenly wants a pre-nup, and Kardashian’s lawyer has responded in kind.

Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Fake Marriage a Scam All Along

(Khloe’s E! Channel reality show-funded wedding “a non-binding ceremony”)

Amazing that this just came up!

Odom has lawyered up and so has Khloe. The problem is … they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out the details of a prenuptial agreement.

Why, you ask, isn’t there enough time? We’ve learned they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the deal is that the wedding must be shot this Sunday.

The best part: TMZ reports Khloe’s E! Channel-funded wedding to Odom could end up being a “non-binding ceremony.” Read more…

Lamar Odom: A Man Who KNOWS What He Likes

TMZ.com has a wonderfully flattering photo of Liza Morales today.

Liza Morales and Khloe Kardashian - Separated At Birth?

(Lamar’s baby momma, Liza, is on left. Make that the right … aw, screw it.)

Morales, who was in a relationship with Odom for ten years, is the mother of his three children - and bears a somewhat striking resemblance to Odom’s bride-to-be, Khloe Kardashian.

Week In Review: Cowboys Can’t Pick Any Winners

• The new Cowboys Stadium opens with a couple of embarrassing picks, courtesy of Tony Romo & Jerry Jones.

Tony Romo Jerry Jones nose pick

• Well, at least the fans had fun inside the new digs in Dallas - unless you had a “party pass” but weren’t allowed in.

• An angry Oregon fan wants his travel expenses back after watching the Ducks get plucked in Boise. So UO coach Chip Kelly sends him a check.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. delivers a verbal beatdown to Max Kellerman during Floyd’s post-fight interview.

• This week’s sports Twitter craziness comes courtesy Redskins LB Robert Henson, Larry Fitzgerald’s younger brother Marcus, and Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema.

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