Week In Review: The End Is Near, And We Like It

• We get to the bottom of who this bootylicious tennis temptress is:

Viktoriya Kutuzova

• Vikings safety Darren Sharper should be ticketed for parking his SUV in a handicapped spot.

• A 12-year-old Chinese girl hopes to become a Paralympic swimming champ, even though half her body is a basketball.

• And what’s wrong with a little eye candy with your sports coverage?

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Angels Verbally Express Disinterest in Manny Grab

• The Angels really don’t want to get into Manny Ramirez acquisition hell.

Manny Ramirez pray

(”Somebody PLEASE give me a multi-million-dollar contract!“)

• Punters? We don’t need no stinking punters!

Mike Tomlin’s not so thrilled to see Santa interrupt his press conference.

Britney Spears’ ex Kevin Federline returns serve by palling up with a beach volleyball babe.

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Kevin Federline’s New Girl Is Hawaii Volleyballer

OK, whose sloppy seconds would you rather have to have (there are no winners here)? Sean Avery’s, or Britney Spears‘? I’m pretty sure Dion Phaneuf doesn’t mind too much, but one volleyball player should really head to the clinic to get herself checked out.

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince

University of Hawaii student, former All-American and AVP Beach Volleyball player Victoria Prince is Kevin Federline’s latest conquest, and she’s a step down from from Britney circa 2000, but definitely a step up from Britney ‘08. (Judge for yourself with pics, after the jump.)

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Vince Neil Loves Ladies & Liquor Out On The Links

Who would’ve guessed that Vince Neil would be such a golf enthusiast? Well, if Alice Cooper can trade head-banging tunes for holes-in-one, why can’t Motley Crue’s lead singer do the same?

Vince Neil Gina Lynn golf

(Vince invites adult film star Gina Lynn to grab the shaft of his 9-iron)

Tony Biasotti of the VENTURA COUNTY STAR tees up his story about living through the sights & sounds & smells of a charity tournament done the Dr. Feelgood way. Read more…