“You know gossip Web sites… bunch of bitchy little girls.” Or so we imagine Sam Axe saying to sites like MEDIA TAKE OUT when their little pixilated claws came out after the charming young men’s magazine model Kendra Wilkinson enjoined with known athlete Hank Baskett in a charming li’l marriage ceremony yesterday at the Playboy Mansion.

(Finally, our little girl gets to wear her own jersey)

It’s a lady’s day to shine (along with her fellow bridesmates like Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt), so fooey on MEDIA TAKE OUT for calling the ceremony “tacky”. Come on; we’re sure the family even painted the shotgun white for the occasion.  Some Web sites have to be the bride at every wedding and the body at every funeral, y’know?

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• Major League Baseball without steroids is like porn without the silicone.

Just don’t blog about the subject with Raul Ibanez.

• Rodney Harrison doesn’t like how the NFL has become “soft and pansy“.

• A Fox News morning show lambasts MTV for Bruno’s ass-ault on Eminem - then does a segment with a Fox reporter doing basically the same thing to a lingerie football player.

• Tim Floyd takes off from the Trojans. What, and leave the Song Girls?

• Soon-to-be newlyweds Kendra Wilkinson & Eagles WR Hank Baskett are expecting a baby. On the other side of the spectrum, Barry Bonds’ wife demands a divorce.

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• Not only are Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett getting hitched, but they’ll soon hear the pitter-patter of little feet around the Playboy Grotto.

• The Orlando Magic finally make the NBA Finals interesting.

• An RV crash kills the girlfriend, brother & dog of pro golfer Ken Green.

• Ex-Bear Roland Harper gets snared in a Chicago school landscaping scandal.

• West Virginia coach Bob Huggins battles his bathroom door - and loses.

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Last week, when we heard that Kendra Wilkinson was a big fan of the “sports pole,” we assumed that it was a phrase she used to refer to her forthcoming line of stripper exercise poles (you know, for kids!). I mean, it’s a reasonable assumption to make - she hasn’t talked about much else lately. We didn’t know the half of it.

As it happens, the lovely Ms. Wilkinson’s been getting busy with a “sports pole” of a slightly different sort. Yesterday, she confirmed to E! ONLINE that she is pregnant with the child of her fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Looks like Kendra’s going to have to work the stripper/exercise/sports pole extra hard in, oh, 9 months or so to get back to Playmate form. Remembrances of the body that was, after the jump.

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Only a few more weeks until Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett are forever tied in the bonds of holy wedlock! (They’ve already been working on their wedding tans.) Any idea what gifts you’re going to get for the Girl Next Door and the Eagles receiver? The couple neglected to tell me where they’re registered. But I do have an idea of what Kendra’s bridesmaids & Hank’s groomsmen will be getting for their wedding party gifts - stripper poles!

Oh, sorry - I mean “sports poles”!

In one of our previous articles on Ms. Wilkinson, the Playboy-based piece o’ tail & aspiring entrepreneur mentioned she would soon be coming out with her own exercise pole, making sure that Carmen Electra wasn’t cornering the market. Well, she was true to her word, as the Kendra Wilkinson Sports Pole is ready to ship out across the U.S.A.!

Even better, Kendra is more than happy to show us how it works. See what the pole can do to for you after the jump.

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• Hottie soccer WAG Danielle Lloyd gets bruised & bloodied in a bar fight.

(The delicious Danielle, back before her bar-brawling days)

• What a memorable Memorial Day: Jose Canseco gets mauled in his MMA debut, while Mr. T pities Cubs fans with his 7th inning song stylings.

• Meanwhile, Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett go for a dip at the MGM Grand’s Wet Republic - and Holly Madison is there, too!

• Danica Patrick’s latest GoDaddy spot features the randy racer being pulled over by a policewoman-turned-stripper.

• Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima is pregnant. Great job, Marko Jaric!

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• Not only did Memphis Grizzly Marko Jaric get to marry Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima, he also got to impregnate her.

(Now that’s what you call one hot mama!)

• Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson & Eagles WR Hank Baskett spend their Memorial Day weekend foolin’ around in the pool with Holly Madison.

• Jocelyne & Monique Lamoureux, a pair of hockey-skating sisters, are bringing their game & good looks back to North Dakota.

• The Orlando Magic aren’t sticking to the script of a LeBron-Kobe finals.

• A recently arrested Florida steroids dealer claims that some Washington Capitals & Washington Nationals are among his customers.

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It’s just a few weeks more until Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett come together in the bonds of holy matrimony. So how has the engagement between the former “Girls Next Door” star (and aspiring stripper pole saleswoman) & the Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver been going? Judging by recent pictures, rather swimmingly:

(Fortunately Kendra comes equipped with her own flotation devices)

THE 700 LEVEL via VEGAS NEWS splashes up some snapshots of how the happy couple spent their Memorial Day weekend - by soaking up the sun & plenty of attention at the Wet Republic pools of the MGM Grand in Vegas.

But you can’t expect Kendra to go canoodling around in a bikini without some moral support from a fellow Playboy pal. Luckily, “GND” co-star Holly Madison just also happened to be in town:

(Talk about bosom buddies)

Lovely. And there’s more photos of Kendra ‘n’ Holly ‘n’ Hank after the jump.

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• Need to speed up the rehab on your sore knee? Why not try the Andrew Bynum method of Playboy Playmate lifting?

Or if that doesn’t work, try Andrew’s patented Playboy hula hoop workout.

• If you had Jessica Michibata as your girlfriend, you’d race right to her after an Australian Grand Prix win, too.

• The Dallas cop who kept Ryan Moats at bay while his mother-in-law passed away really likes his work. Too bad he no longer has any.

• If you’re going to pose for pictures while partying at a Croatian club, don’t forget you have a game tomorrow.

• Posing with three hotties, Blake Griffin knows he’s number 1!

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• Andrew Bynum’s knee must be feeling a lot better, since the Lakers star is now strong enough to carry Playboy Playmates on his shoulders.

• Guess he finds that more fun than rehabbing with the Hoops Whisperer.

• Is there too much Twittering going on in the NBA ranks?

• One of the Oklahoma City Thunder owners has done such a good job, he awards himself with a $75 million bonus.

• Two men involved in an Internet scam were allegedly killed in a New York condo owned by ex-Jet Jonathan Vilma.

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