Brooks can’t decide on dinner tonight - A Hardee’s Thickburger, or a bag of Flame-Broiled Burger King potato chips?

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Cowboys safety Ken Hamlin is known for his coverage skills, but as it turns out, he doesn’t mind getting beat deep once in awhile - if his alleged adult dating site profile is any indication:

An image bearing the likeness of the Pro Bowler was found on an online “AdultFriendFinder” profile, under the name mediumwell365. And you’ll be shocked to know that the current mood of whomever is behind the profile is “Horny“. Read more…