Geez B-Mac, Save Some Of Those Pocket Aces

The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that Roger Clemens has now been linked to Paula Dean Daly, the former wife of John Daly.

Roger Clemens Paula Dean Daly John Daly

Apparently she was one of Clemens’ imports when he pitched at Anaheim. How did she become Clemens’ and Daly’s beat piece? They spied her when she was a promo girl for the Palm Springs PGA Tour Stop. Read more…

Daly Is Comfortable With His Own (Semi) Nudity

DEADSPIN shares an image that’s certain to stay with you for a long time, no matter how hard you scrub your eyes with soap: John Daly conducting an interview while shirtless.

John Daly shirtless interview

The gargantuan golfer was chatting it up with a reporter for “Ozark Fox in the Morning.” So, Daly’s sans-shirt look was probably just for blending in with the local populace.

But we kid the good folk of the Ozarks. And from the looks of it, it appears that John’s breast massager has been getting a good handle on things.

Dolphin GM Suffers Slip; Robert Smith Suffers Rip

Well, who *hasn’t* lied about their age every once in a while?

Kyle Turley politely disagrees with Robert Smith over the NFL’s handling of players’ disability.

Kyle Turley helmet toss

• Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland may have absentmindedly muttered out Miami’s choice for 1st pick.

Nick Saban continues to demonstrate the charming rapport he has with the media.

Jim Boylan has been officially bumped off the Bulls’ payroll. Bet he feels like Aaron Gray did.

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*Athletes*, Pall Malls To Converge At Olympics?

As the Olympics fade from view, at least for many sports-saturated Americans, PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem has a fantastical idea to bring the formerly great Games back into the stateside spotlight: pro golfers in the Olympics.

John Daly Photos Cigarette

From Finchem’s blog this week: “Since then we have continued to examine the various issues presented by golf being an Olympic sport. While there remain questions to be answered and issues to be resolved, I believe the time is now right to move forward.

Angel Cabrera John Daly Smoking Golfers

We, of course, the Finchem’s plan is a grand idea. Read more…

Daly: ‘Hippo Golf Co.’ Stole Logo, Likeness. And?

TMZ has grabbed ahold of a court document where noted sizable golfer/drinker John Daly is suing the Hippo Golf Company for using his name as a trademark for a golf club they were selling without his permission.

John Daly Hippo

Legalese documents (direct PDF link) are no fun to parse, so here’s the summation: Daly had an endorsement deal with Hippo Golf that they could use his name and picture in advertisements to sell golf clubs, and that was basically the extent of the agreement. There was no deal in place for them to use his trademarked signature as a golf club, which Hippo Golf sold in 2002. Read more…

Melo’s DUI ‘Extreme’; ESPN’s Bondy Bans Obama?

Can’t wait for the day when the daughters of SEC coaches sing about us.

• Here’s all you wanted to know about Carmelo Anthony’sExtreme” DUI.

Carmelo Anthony LaLa Vasquez

At least his gal is enthusiastically standing by him.

• Sure looks like ESPN president George Bodenheimer wants to bar Barack Obama from his network.

• Golfers go under the knife: Tiger Woods needs his knee treated, while John Daly stomachs a muscle tear.

• Could next year’s T-Wolves tickets go for $1 a piece? That still seems a bit steep.

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