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Rejoice, Notre Dame fans! The Second Coming is upon thee! Joe Montana’s kid will be joining thy gloriously gallant gridiron team!
SI’s Arash Markazi tosses over news that Joe’s eldest son Nate will soon be heading for the South Bend campus, challenging for the QB spot.
So, is the younger Montana an immediate lock to be the star signal-caller for the Irish? Not quite. Read more…
Remember the report that Joe Montana bugged out after having his photo snapped at a Super Bowl party?
Arash Markazi of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, in his breakdown of every single Super Bowl party, has this followup from the “Madden Bowl” party last week:
“Joe Montana, Dwight Clark and Chris Berman sitting in a VIP booth with a bevy of beauties surrounding them. Montana seem resigned to the possibility that images of his night on the town might end up online. “It seems like everyone has a camera on these,” he said picking up his cell phone. “You can’t do anything privately anymore.”
Don’t suppose Berman pal’d along with Montana and Clark for any particular reason, eh?
Markazi ranks all the parties (Maxim, Playboy, ESPN) and has some fun details, like Wade Phillips doing “Soulja Boy” in front of Jerry Jones, and a strange odor emanating from the Playboy party. Some highlights after the jump - along with Maxim party photos (and Heidi Montag’s alarming boob job).
Quite an exciting half, eh? Here’s some news to wake yourself up while you enjoy the haunting melodies of Mr. Petty & his Heartbreakers:
• The MONTREAL GAZETTE’s OPEN COURT is at a loss for words, as Israeli tennis fans decided to grunt along with Maria Sharapova during her Fed Cup match.
• The RICHMOND (VA) TIMES-DISPATCH notes that musicians often see record sales skyrocket after Super Bowl appearances - even if they’re not getting paid for it.
• Speaking of Sunday’s spectacle, THE BACHELOR GUY has some helpful tips in explaining the Big Game to your girlfriend.
• GAME DAILY learns that Joe Montana can be a big jerk about being a little camera shy.
• BUSTED COVERAGE sends along news that FedEx employees better deliver themselves to work on Monday, or else.
• THE WIZARD OF ODDS gets teary-eyed at the tale of a Washington State football player replacing his teammate’s contact-lens solution with rubbing alcohol.
