Arizona Prison Calls Time Out For NFC Title Game

Let’s face it, there’s never been a better time to be incarcerated. With a nasty recession outside, the prospect of centralized heating and air, three meals a day and at least an hour for physical activity isn’t the worst set up in the world. Plus, think of all the crafts you can do! Well, now there’s yet another reason to consider crime as a serious life choice, at least in Arizona. According to this report in the ARIZONA REPUBLIC, spotted by the eagle-eye of SbB’s own NFC Championship Correspondent Tuffy, celebrity sheriff Joe Arpaio has decided to waive his strict TV regulations to show all of Maricopa County’s 10,000 inmates Sunday’s NFC Championship Game.

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(Six months with this lunatic and you have to watch the NFC Title Game.)

Arpaio is known for his tough stance on prison conditions, but it’s hard to find anything too harline in buckling to Arizona football fever, which truly was an oxymoron until two weeks ago. While gaining notoriety for making inmates wear pink underwear, forcing some to live in a Tent City and webcasts of the arrest of pre-trial detainees. Think Cops shown live on the web, on steroids. Iceland, for one, has refused to return criminals to Maricopa County because of the prison’s conditions, instead deciding to grant asylum.

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Shaq’s Only Run For The Border Will Be Taco Bell

If you live in the southwest, you know doubt have heard of Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He’s the guy who created the Tent City outside of Phoenix to house criminals. And it was his idea to feed them baloney sandwiches and make them wear pink underwear. He’s also been outspoken about curbing illegal immigration in Arizona.

Shaq As A Fake Cop

You probably also know about Shaq’s exploits as a fake police officer. So KTAR-AM in PHO (via FAN IQ) this week asked Arpaio about bringing O’Neal into his authoritative fold to help box out illegals crossing the Arizona border.

But Arpaio is way ahead of the media on this one.

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