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Racer’s Wife: Place Behind Danica, Wear A Dress

Tony Kanaan’s wife suggests her IRL hubby go throw on a dress if he’s gonna qualify behind Danica Patrick.

Danica Patrick red dress

Maybe a little stylish number like this?

• Speaking of married life, a couple of Dallas DJs don’t show much respect to some of the Royals’ significant others.

• First, Mindy McCready’s mom confirms her daughter’s connection to Roger Clemens. Now, the country singer’s dad adds that the two did the tantric tango together.

Jason Taylor tries to bring some football flair to “Dancing With The Stars.” Bill Parcells remains unimpressed.

Hulk Hogan caught placing his 24-inch pythons on some pretty posteriors.

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Jimmy Clausen Now College Football’s Kornheiser

The kids at M ZONE tickled us today with these S.A.B.’s of Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen.

Jimmy Clausen 2007 Hair

We feel for JC. Having to resort to a combover at 19 is really no fun:

Jimmy Clausen 2008 Combover

The photo at right is of Woody Harrelson in Kingpin, which we happen to think is, along with Raising Arizona, the funniest movie of all time. That is, until ESPN Original Entertainment sends us the initial treatment of “Emmitt Smith, Mic’d Up“.

And why is it that most of the comedic talent in the sports blogger community resides at the college football sites? Case in point.