It’s becoming a pretty well accepted fact nowadays that the NFL is full of dangerous madmen. Between all the dog fighting, the sweatpants shootings, and the cabbie beatings, it could be harmful to your health even being in the same stadium as the NFL’s gridiron ruffians. Hell, you could even end up with a black eye just watching them on TV - that’s how dangerous these folks are.
Take Patriots QB Tom Brady, for example. Everyone knows Dreamboat is a menace to society, blinding people with his gleaming white teeth and making women worldwide faint on sight. But what you probably didn’t know is that Brady is the fourth-most dangerous celebrity on the entire planet. Well, now you know. Beware the Dreamboat, folks, he’ll mess your s*** up.
You needed more proof that Derek Jeter gets to date beautiful women, because you’re a stickler for evidence. Well, AM NEW YORK and BIG LEAGUE STEW both have your back on this one.
(You know, if the utility infielders aren’t doing anything … [mimes phone call])
With MAXIM’s “Hot 100″ list due out in a couple weeks, sources say that six of the women on the list have, at one time, dated the Yankees shortstop. Read more…
AUSSIE FAN LEAVES DOWN UNDA’ FOR THE FROZEN TUNDRA: There’s a special mystique about the Green Bay Packers. How many other teams can claim a 25-year waiting list for season tickets? And what other pro franchise can drive a deranged fan to shoot the coach’s dog?
The Pack surely drew something out of Wayne Scullino, who somehow convinced his wife to pack up the family and head to northeast Wisconsin - from Australia.
The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE reports on the obsession of one fan willing to quit his job, sell his house, and travel 10,000 miles just to park himself on the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.Scullino admits more than one person has called him crazy, but says he doesn’t regret making a decision “that flies in the face of all rational thinking but one that we should all do at least once in our lives.”
The Aussie adventurer has used proceeds from his house sale to purchase tickets for games this season. In the meantime, the Scullinos have depended on the kindness of strangers to make Wayne’s ridiculous dream a reality.
Fellow Packers fans have offered to sell their hard-to-get seats to Wayne. Meanwhile, other Green Bay residents have helped the family in many ways, such as getting an affordable apartment, and keeping their kitchen stocked. Wife Kelly is amazed by all the generosity, happily asking, “Who gives someone a car?“Wayne also has a website up, detailing his experiences of Packer Backing, and also his view of living in America.
Wonder if he got a handful of Jessica Biel, too.
Oh come on, fellas, don’t worry! Jessica Biel only brought her onion out to the beach to direct your attention away from Mr. November’s true love interest…