Celebrity weddings are awesome, I think. We get to sit around and ponder what stupid things they will do and then discuss what kind of freak show children they are going to be cranking out and do over/under bets on divorce dates. But B-list weddings are even more fun.

And when you combine a 30+ year old NHL player and a Playboy Playmate — who is more famous for being the sister of another playmate, well you certainly get B-List. The ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS (via RANDBALL) dresses up the story of Dan Hinote and Amy McCarthy getting married this past weekend. Well, that and Jim Carrey dressing up as Fidel Castro.

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• Reggie Bush’s girlfriend Kim Kardashian poses bottomless in the recent issue of a Portuguese magazine. Thanks to scanners and the Internet you don’t have to travel to Portugal to see it, just click over to POPOHOLIC.

• The Jeff Samardzija era began in Wrigley yesterday, DEADSPIN’s got the former Notre Dame wide receiver turned Chicago Cub reliever covered.

• While THE BIG LEAD discovers that the Adam Pacman Jones: Used Car Salesman era is off to a fantastic beginning (video after the jump) Read more…

ATTN CARDS - DON’T FORGET SHOWER SHOES AROUND #7: It’s been an eventful last few days for Matt Leinart. First, he got his pants pulled down by new Arizona Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt for skipping a mini-camp workout.

Next, he was regrettably spotted last weekend by the LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL at the Caesars Palace Venus Pool Club with EEE-listers Kim Kardashian, Rex Grossman and Wilmer Valderrama.

Not to mention being photo ID’d with fart queen Jenny McCarthy at Caesars “Pure” nightclub (which featured a grotesquely overblown fake line that prevented me from cashing out at the cage on Friday night - I still have the damn chips!).And finally, he was outed by the ARIZONA REPUBLIC for hocking his recently purchased home after neighbors ran him off because “his car had become an eyesore.“

That’s not the only thing that’s sore after Leinart got done hanging it out with the well-worn trio of Kardashian, Paris Hilton and McCarthy.