Comcast Offers $10 Credit Over SB Porn Problem

As you know, some Super Bowl viewers in Tucson, AZ, were given a little extra incentive to stay glued to their seats when 30 seconds of porn abruptly came onto their screens. (Heh, heh - ‘came’.)

Jenna Jameson pigtails

(How could Jenna Jameson be involved in such a thing? She looks so innocent!)

Well, Comcast feels really bad about the whole thing - so much so that the cable provider is offering subscribers a $10 credit due to the pornographic interrpution. Free porn and 10 dollars? What a country!

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Fantastic Super Bowl Finish Interrupted By Porn

• If the final few minutes of Super Bowl XLIII didn’t have your heart racing enough, try adding in some unscheduled Jenna Jameson-produced porn.

Jenna Jameson boo

(Tucson TV viewers were treated to this sight instead)

• Speaking of bodily fluids, Rafael Nadal reduces Roger Federer to tears.

• Back to the Big Game, it certainly was a wild weekend. If people weren’t ramming cars into police horses, they were peeing on the legs of Pats QBs.

• And what a halftime show by Bruce Springsteen. Even better for the NFL, The Boss didn’t have to be paid for his performance.

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Jenna Jameson To Enjoy MMA-Made Motherhood

Jenna Jameson happily announces that she’ll soon deliver a new li’l Tito (or Titoette) Ortiz into the world.

Jenna Jameson blowing kiss

(DVD obsolescence would be good for her adolescent)

• Did Tony La Russa stop Bruce Springstreen from stepping on the St. Louis stage on time?

• The FBI is looking into Lindsey Hunter’s involvement in some shady suburban housing shenanigans.

• NBC notes nothing about a gold medal-winning Aussie diver’s alternative lifestyle.

• The LPGA demands that all their players learn to speak English good.

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Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Tito Ortiz’s Child

As with most men my age, I spent a lot of time during my teenage years watching some of Jenna Jameson’s finest work (though usually in five minute bursts). She just brought such a grace and presence to the screen as one or two (and sometimes three!) guys would high five each other while having sex with her. I felt as though I was watching my generation’s Grace Kelly.

Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson to be parents

Of course, even Grace Kelly gave up the silver screen after a while to concentrate on being a princess and starting a family. Now it looks as though Jenna is once again following in Kelly’s footsteps as she recently announced that she is pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s baby.

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Shula Not Sure on Parcells; Don’t Block Big Brown

Sasha Vujacic’s final shot gave grief to gamblers? You can bet on it!

Don Shula wonders if new Dolphins prez Bill Parcells is so good, why does he keep changing jobs?

Don Shula Bill Parcells

• Best not to block Big Brown during the Belmont, or his trainer’s gonna shoot somebody.

• A high school wrestling coach has been let go after his assistant was trying to suplex Muslim students into Christianity.

• Good to see Jenna Jameson staying in practice for her profession.

• A letter intercepted in jail may help solve the murder of Denver Bronco Darrent Williams.

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S.I. Devils Thought They Could Sneak This Past Us

Some old habits die very hard:

Jenna Jameson Caught In The Act

UFC Prez Won’t Welcome Back Ortiz Anytime Soon

In just over a week, Tito Ortiz will likely be fighting in his last UFC event. But if he has any thoughts about a possible return to the organization, he might want to look elsewhere.

Tito Ortiz

Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE has the latest on the war of words between Ortiz and UFC president Dana White. The mixed martial arts monster said he would consider a comeback in UFC, but only if White “learns to shut his mouth and learns to respect me.”

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Blog Roll: Chelsea Jammin’ With Jenna Jameson

• WITH LEATHER finds Chelsea trading the pitch for porn stars, as the English soccer team parties with Jenna Jameson.

Jenna Jameson Preying Mantis Lingerie Bowl

• BABES LOVE BASEBALL apply their Voodoo Sabermetrics to Nationals center fielder Lastings Milledge.

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE wonders why the mainstream media is virtually ignoring Karl Malone’s possible statutory rape allegations.

• DEADSPIN wants to know if you approve of John Salley’s media work.

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Carolla Alone Can’t Fill Comedic Chasm In Our Soul

Dont laugh: One of the great comedic tragedies of our generation was the breakup of Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel.

Adam Carolla Jenna Jameson Hammer The Movie Both Spit On Camera

(Jenna to appear at Carolla’s premiere - appropriate as both spit on-camera)

We’re being serious now, how many iconic movies and TV shows would we all be quoting these days if the pair had stayed together. Unfortunately though after their breakout success as “Man Show” co-hosts, Kimmel strayed off to late night TV and Carolla is now doing a regionally-syndicated morning radio show. Read more…

Andy Pettitte’s HGH Probe Just Joined Club Jenna

After last week’s report on Andy Pettitte using his dad to pick up his shipments of human growth hormone, the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS digs deeper and finds out that the Yankee hurler’s childhood friend, Kelly Blair, is the one whom Tom Pettitte got his son’s HGH from.

Jenna Jameson Preying Mantis Lingerie Bowl

More interesting though is how Pettittie’s sordid HGH acquisition story somehow involves Jenna Jameson, albeit indirectly.

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