Blog-A-Roni: Shaq Moves Into Emmitt’s Old House

Shaq is moving on up, as the ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that the Big Cactus’ new abode is the former Phoenix residence of Emmitt Smith.

Shaq Emmitt Smith in Phoenix

• TMZ catches Terrell Owens having some ab-solute shirtless fun in Vegas. (Jeff Reed’s been there, done that.)

• The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER doesn’t relish members of Progressive Field’s condiment race being kicked out of the Indians’ training room.

• Tom Ziller of AOL FANHOUSE grooves to the news that Larry Bird likes him some Beyonce.

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Jeff Reed Shows Off More Shirtless Fun In Vegas

Jeff Reed is at it again. Everyone’s favorite shirtless Steelers kicker has shown up in some more scintillating snapshots. This time, KISSING SUZY KOLBER catches the clown prince of kicking chilling in Vegas, complete with royal headgear:

Jeff Reed shirtless tiara bib

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Blog-O-Rama: Marisa Miller Wows ‘Em @ Wrigley

• Tuesday night, SbB gets back in the live blog groove, as we cover Game 2 between the Spurs & Suns. Should be a big hit!

• WITH LEATHER notes the Friendly Confines just got a lot friendlier, as SI cover girl Marisa Miller appears at Wrigley Field to throw out the first pitch.

Marisa Miller Cubs Wrigley Field

• SUPERSONIC SOUL digs up some old video of David Stern praising Seattle’s Key Arena.

• BASKETBAWFUL follows their nose, as Tyson Chandler gets a whiff of Dirk Nowitzki’s pits.

• This should go well - MONDESI’S HOUSE drinks in news that shirtless Steelers wonder Jeff Reed will be showing up at a minor league team’s Thirsty Thursday game.

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Bob Knight Hunting Video Posted Incident Shot By James Simpson

REALLY CRAPPY VIDEO OF BOB KNIGHT HUNTING INCIDENT: The WIZARD OF ODDS tips us to crappy video shot by the man allegedly grazed with bird shot by Bob Knight.

Bob Knight Hunting Video

The DALLAS MORNING NEWS posts the barely discernible footage, which harkens “Deliverance,” an Indiana two-a-day and Paris Hilton sex tape rolled into one - as Knight is roiled by Lubbock local James Simpson, who insists that Knight is hunting to close to his house.Simpson to the Dallas media outlet: “I’m not trying to make any money off this. I told the policemen if I knew how to put it on YouTube, I would if you don’t do anything about this.

Next up for Simpson: Filming Mark Mangino eating six tuna fish hoagies, Brady Quinn crashing a wedding, Jeff Reed at his favorite local watering hole and other oddities and curiosities.

Steelers Win Over Dolphins Lowest Scoring Monday Night Football Game Ever

STEELERS SLOP OUT VICTORY TO KEEP DOLPHINS WINLESS: The Steelers and Dolphins were 20 seconds away from the first scoreless NFL game in regulation since 1943. But Jeff Reed had to ruin the chance at making history, as he kicked a 24-yard field goal to give Pittsburgh a 3-0 win.

Jeff Reed Steelers kick

However, the muckety-muck at the muddy & slippery Heinz Field turned out to be the lowest scoring game in Monday Night Football history.The field was a mess after 4 Pennsylvania state football championship games on Friday and the Pitt Panthers hosting South Florida on Saturday. Although the ground crew put on a new layer of sod, rain all day Monday kept the turf in its quagmire state.

Stuart Scott ladies

Stuart Scott must have had an inkling of how bad the game was going to be, since the ESPN anchor was absent from Monday Night’s proceedings. Instead, Sal Paolantonio took the chair next to Steve Young and Emmitt Smith.Who will give us our “Booyahs” now?

In the meantime, the dirty defeat keeps the ‘Fins winless, with only 5 games left in the season to salvage a victory. Will the Jets, Bills, Ravens, Patriots, or Bengals be the cure to Miami’s woes? Or will the 2007 squad be the perfect bookend to the 1972 undefeated team?