The NEW YORK POST reports JAYSON WILLIAMS recently sold his 27,000-square-foot mansion in New Jersey. Someone named John Lionetti, who is president of a New Jersey-based oil company, bought the scene of Williams’ crime for $8M.

Our prayers have been answered here in SoCal. The TORONTO SUN reports that the National Lacrosse League (NLL) "will announce this week that the New Jersey Storm will move to Anaheim next season."

To provide even more family fun and entertainment for our friends in Orange County, former NBA player Jayson Williams also happens be majority owner of the franchise.

Williams continues to face charges of recklessly handling the shotgun that killed Costas Christofi on Feb. 14, 2002, at Williams’ home in New Jersey. He faces 55 years in prison if convicted on all charges.

Leno: "Former NBA star Jayson Williams may come out of retirement and play again. He’d be perfect for the Lakers. Well, they need a good outside shooter."

"CBS has now been fined $550,000 by the FCC for airing Janet Jackson showing her breast during the Super Bowl. How ironic is that? All the trouble CBS got in for fake documents, the one thing they show that’s real they get into trouble for."

The NEW YORK POST reports that an NBA club looking for more accurate shooting may be provided some relief: Jayson Williams is considering a comeback.

Leno: "Former NBA player Jayson Williams, who was just acquitted of shooting his chauffer, is now being sued for animal cruelty for shooting his dog. There’s a lesson: you can shoot your chauffer but God forbid don’t shoot the dog. Actually, did you hear his excuse? He didn’t mean to shoot the dog as he was aiming at the gardener."

J-WILL KILL: Castmember Tina Fey on NBC’s "SNL": "Former NBA star Jayson Williams was acquitted of manslaughter charges, although by all accounts he did pull the trigger in the shooting death of his limo driver. The verdict sends a clear message that, no matter where you live, retired sports stars are allowed to kill you."

Another great head from my friends at Fark.com: "Jayson Williams becomes a father again; baby and mom still at hospital -->

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: "Soon the NHL will live where track and field and skiing and swimming live, in a cable ghetto where only the truly devoted will venture in search of entertainment."

Exhibit A: The PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS recently reported that last year’s Stanley Cup Finals drew a 2.4 Nielsen TV rating, about the same figure as a typical Arena Football League game.

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- MARCH 20, 2003

My guys from The Smoking Gun have yet another exclusive: The audio from the infamous Jayson Williams 911 call. Spooky.

Tanya Young Williams, wife of accused murderer Jayson Williams, has launched a website with a nice, catchy name: myjaysonwilliams.com.

The NEWARK STAR-LEDGER reports the obvious, that the web presence is designed "curry favor in the court of public opinion."

Now I’m anxiously awaiting the mydeaddog.com and the mycostaschristofi.com website.