Lang Whitaker over at SI.COM has assembled a quick list of some of the worst tattoos in pro sports.

Notably absent from the list: everyone else with a tattoo. Unless you were in the service or did time, your tats are lame. Read more…

Jason Williams doesn’t like the trade rumors swirling around his team - especially the rumors concerning himself:

The Miami Heat guard tells the SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL he might as well hit the streets, since he feels like he’s working them: “We’re like some high-paid prostitutes anyway in this league. They just use and get rid of us whenever they want. ”

Williams is in the final year of his contract, worth about $8.9 million this season. However, we don’t know many call girls that can pull in such an amount for their services.

Um…that is, if we ever actually dealt with such ladies of the evening.