• WITH LEATHER slams down rumors of Ashley Massaro, a WWE Diva that TMZ claims has been grappling with opponents outside the ring while working for an escort service.
• Speaking of the squared circle, THE SPORTS HERNIA catches Dancing fool Jason Taylor showing off more wrestling moves.
• WALKOFF WALK has pics and BUGS &CRANKS have video of Jennifer Anniston & Owen Wilson dogging it during a Marlins game.
• Remember that kid who had been wearing a Brett Favre jersey for the past 4 years? Well, YOU BEEN BLINDED follows up that the boy has finally shed the shirt.
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(Roger Goodell voice now activated)
With the first pick of the 2008 National Football League Draft, the Miami Dolphins select Jake Long, offensive lineman, University of Michigan.
(Roger Goodell voice now deactivated)
(Jake (R) already has his South Beach party clothes all picked out)
The MIAMI HERALD reports that the Dolphins have signed Jake to a long contract on Tuesday, a 5-year-deal worth $57.75 million. Guess he’s not so adverse to playing in Miami, after all.
The signing ends any speculation that the ‘Fins would try to trade away their #1 draft spot. And GM Jeff Ireland seems pleased to be getting what the team wanted all along:
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• DEADSPIN wants the Miami Dolphins to know what a colorful character they’ll be getting in potential 1st pick Jake Long.
(Jake Long (r) feels pretty, oh so pretty)
• WITH LEATHER tickles their furry funny bone with these mascot bloopers.
• RANDBALL reveals that reading Tonya Harding’s website is as painful as a whack to the knee with a lead pipe.
• 100% INJURY RATE comes across some Republican speaker calling out Tiger Woods for some reason.
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