Samurai Mike Will Not Tolerate Leaks On His Ship

When this week’s awesome story about new 49ers coach Mike Singletary using his first halftime speech as an excuse to show off his bare posterior - “for motivational purposes”, sure - we wondered what 49ers team member would have the brass balls big enough to leak this information to the press. Well, apparently Coach Mike wants to know the same thing.

Mike Singletary

Talking to ESPN.COM’s Mike Sando, Singletary let his disappointment be known that the motivational mooning story reached the public: “It’s unfortunate. We will find out who is leaking information out of the locker room because what happens in the locker room should be sacred and stay there.” But the most important question that Singeltary answered in the interview was, why again exactly did you pull down your pants and show your bare ass to your team, for the love of God?

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Ronaldo’s Lady Friend A Drug-Dealing Prostitute?

As the old saying goes, there’s a silver lining on every cloud. So, for soccer superstar Christiano Ronaldo, while hearing that his current lady interest actually moonlights as a high-priced, drug-dealing “lady of the evening” isn’t the greatest news, at least he can take solace in the fact that she’s making upwards of £2,000 a night, or a whooping $3,600 in American money!

Fernanda, Ronaldo's girlfriend

(Worth $3,600 a night?)

The NEWS OF THE WORLD - (Warning: The following link will take you to a website with exposed breasts!) - is reporting that the above woman, 26-year-old Brazilian beauty Fernanda, who has been secretly dating Ronaldo for a few years now, is actually a high-priced hooker. And Ronaldo has no idea!

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