In this troubled economy, companies often have to merge to stay afloat. And if this news from the PATRIOT-NEWS is any indication, SNL’s two best sartorial success stories–Bad Idea Jeans and Mom Jeans–have done just that. Mom’s Bad Idea this time around has been to spruce up youth soccer by introducing mortal danger, as one woman fights for her right to openly carry a firearm at her daughter’s games.

(”GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!”)

This is where things get weird, though. Really weird. The local sheriff had responded to the woman’s decision by taking away her concealed weapon permit. That’s despite the fact that openly carrying a firearm is legal for nearly everybody in Pennsylvania, according to OPENCARRY.ORG. So when a judge returned the mother’s right to conceal her handgun, she responded, quite naturally, by asking for a million dollars to go with that.

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