Famous Last Words: ‘Brock Lesnar Can’t Beat Me’

If you don’t know Frank Mir, it’s a good time to get acquainted, because the next time you see him he may be a soggy puddle of humanity slowly spreading across the canvas. That’s because Mir, so far the only MMA fighter to beat Brock Lesnar, is in line for a rematch; and he’s riling up the beast.

Brock Lesnar and Frank Mir

(Yes, this is a picture of Lesnar beating the crap out of a man who says he’s not afraid of Lesnar.)

“Brock Lesnar will never be able to beat me because he has no submission skills,” Mir told FANHOUSE. This is the equivalent of coming across a bear in the woods and, instead of pissing your pants like a normal human being, putting on a vest made of salmon and urinating in the bear’s face.

And to clarify, Lesnar has won a fight by submission. According to the official results, he won the submission by repeatedly pounding his opponent in the face until the opponent gave up. I wonder if Mir’s already thinking about claiming he was misquoted…

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