Reply to: usa4eva@whitehouse.gov
Date: 07-09-2008, 20:08 AM

Need Four - U.S.-China Basketball - Beijing Olympics

Leader of free world needs 4 for the U.S. - China basketball game in Beijing. I asked my boy Hu-y, President of China, for ‘em since he knows the place and all, but he said he’d have to see what he had left after his family and Manny Ramirez got some, so I’m askin’ anyway. Normally, I’d just need two, but Mom and Poppa want to come.

Don’t worry ’bout my boys in black suits; they’ll take SRO tickets. Just need four. No obstructed views. Must sit close to missile defense system.
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