Twosome Who Torched McNabb’s Lawn Turned In
• Police have put the cuffs on the pyromaniacal perpetrators who messed up Donovan McNabb’s suburban Phoenix lawn.
(Criminal masterminds Rex Perkins [L] & Ryan Hanlon [R])
• Notre Dame denies the rumors that they want to grab Jon Gruden.
• First Sir Charles, and now the D-Backs mascot. Guys, just call a cab.
• This parrot has ceased to be … a spectator at an English soccer game, because he kept impersonating the ref’s whistle.
