• In the most horrible of MLB hazings, the Padres’ rookies get dressed up as Hooters Girls. Isn’t playing for San Diego embarrassing enough already?
*Editor’s note: We’re sorry for sharing such a terrifying image. Please enjoy the following photo as a token of our sincerest apologies:
(SbB Girls Vanessa, Hillary and Kim make it all [...]
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It’s been a long season for the San Diego Padres, and with only 9 games left on the schedule, I’m sure the players are pretty happy they’ll soon be able to put 2008 behind them. Though, considering the amount of rookie call-ups the Padres have made in September, there are probably quite a few guys [...]
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Mothers, lock up your stripper-daughters. Adam “Honestly, Stop Calling Me Pacman” Jones is back on the loose!
ESPN reports that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has told the Cowboys that Mr. Jones will be eligible to make it rain with punishing tackles during the regular season-opener against the Browns on September 7th. This gives Cleveland police a [...]
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• What’choo talkin’ about? HOME RUN DERBY strokes us news that a minor league team is willing to offer Gary Coleman a contract.
• The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE rolls along happy news that police have recovered a sick kid’s wheelchair that was stolen during a Twins game.
• YOU BEEN BLINDED takes a trip with Cincinnati Bengal Kenny [...]
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Just because their corporate logo is on Belmont’s biggest star, that doesn’t mean the Hooters Girls will be welcome in the winner’s circle.
Not in these clothes, anyway.
The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS gallops along word that the tight tank tops & short orange shorts fashioned by the restaurant’s waitresses would not be considered “proper attire” for [...]
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CELEBRIDIOT has a pic from tennis player Alona Bondarenko’s new ad campaign for K-Swiss:
Like you, we’ve never heard of her, and we wonder why K-Swiss would sign her to an endorsement deal. Makes almost as much sense as paying Anna Kournikova hundreds of thousands of dollars to endorse anything now. She, by the way, was [...]
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Sure, the NCAA will gladly grab money from any corporate entity willing to fork over the dough. Even ads for Hooters (starring college b-ball’s favorite son Dick Vitale) have made a good run during March Madness coverage.
But when it comes to the buxom restaurant chain & the NCAA, what’s good for the tube apparently isn’t [...]
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First, it’s Josh Beckett showing up a bit bulbous for the BoSox. Then, it’s Dmitri Young appearing with a wide waist for Washington. And now the Phillies have their own fat friend to welcome to spring training: John Daly.
BUGS & CRANKS finds the golfer having the guts (and then some) to appear at Phils’ [...]
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100% INJURY RATE needs a drink, as Beijing will be closing down some popular bars & restaurants before and during the Olympics.
(SbB girl Hillary serving up some fun at the Las Vegas Hooters)
Citing security concerns, authorities are boarding up some of the eateries & nightclubs located at Beijing Workers Stadium, where some of the Olympic [...]
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A St. Louis radio DJ has been suspended for making threats to shoot up the electric company – because he lost power while watching the Super Bowl.
KMOV reports that J.C. Corcoran made the threatening comments during his Monday show on KHITS 96.3 FM. He was ranting against Ameren UE when he told the power company:
“I [...]
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