Chris Evert Finally Admits To Sordid Shark Affair

It’s been a topsy-turvy kind of day for Greg Norman to say the least, after losing his 2-shot lead going into the final round. Luckily, later on tonight he will be able to forget his worries in the ample comforting bosom of wife and ADMITTED(!) HOME(!) WRECKER(!) Chris Evert.

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That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over. We can all sleep well at night now that we know — for a fact! — that the real reason behind both Evert’s and Norman’s divorces was because of the hot and sticky passion of their loins. NEWS.COM.AU has all the sordid details after the jump.

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