UFC Girl Fired For Being Too Hung Over To Work?

Edith LaBelle is notable for two reasons: 1) a name that cannot possibly belong to somebody under the age of 87, and 2) being the well-endowed cage girl of UFC.

Edith LaBelle Hangover
(Also an impossible name: “Zach Galifianakis.”)

You may have noticed that she was absent from UFC 100, and without announcement. UFC brought in Holly Madison for the event (what rotten luck for those in attendance, right?), and now they’ve announced a new ring girl, one Natasha Wicks. UFC refused to divulge details of LaBelle’s dismissal, explaining only that “something happened.” Which is true. Las Vegas Happened.

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Kendra and Hank Tie the Knot at Playboy Mansion

“You know gossip Web sites… bunch of bitchy little girls.” Or so we imagine Sam Axe saying to sites like MEDIA TAKE OUT when their little pixilated claws came out after the charming young men’s magazine model Kendra Wilkinson enjoined with known athlete Hank Baskett in a charming li’l marriage ceremony yesterday at the Playboy Mansion.

Kendra Wilkinson Hank Baskett

(Finally, our little girl gets to wear her own jersey)

It’s a lady’s day to shine (along with her fellow bridesmates like Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt), so fooey on MEDIA TAKE OUT for calling the ceremony “tacky”. Come on; we’re sure the family even painted the shotgun white for the occasion.  Some Web sites have to be the bride at every wedding and the body at every funeral, y’know?

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Week In Review: Danielle Lloyd Destroyed in Fight

• Hottie soccer WAG Danielle Lloyd gets bruised & bloodied in a bar fight.

Danielle Lloyd

(The delicious Danielle, back before her bar-brawling days)

• What a memorable Memorial Day: Jose Canseco gets mauled in his MMA debut, while Mr. T pities Cubs fans with his 7th inning song stylings.

• Meanwhile, Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett go for a dip at the MGM Grand’s Wet Republic - and Holly Madison is there, too!

Danica Patrick’s latest GoDaddy spot features the randy racer being pulled over by a policewoman-turned-stripper.

• Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima is pregnant. Great job, Marko Jaric!

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Adriana Lima Blessed With Child, Thanks to Marko

• Not only did Memphis Grizzly Marko Jaric get to marry Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima, he also got to impregnate her.

Adriana Lima married

(Now that’s what you call one hot mama!)

• Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson & Eagles WR Hank Baskett spend their Memorial Day weekend foolin’ around in the pool with Holly Madison.

Jocelyne & Monique Lamoureux, a pair of hockey-skating sisters, are bringing their game & good looks back to North Dakota.

• The Orlando Magic aren’t sticking to the script of a LeBron-Kobe finals.

• A recently arrested Florida steroids dealer claims that some Washington Capitals & Washington Nationals are among his customers.

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Kendra & Hank Make a Splash at MGM Grand Pool

It’s just a few weeks more until Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett come together in the bonds of holy matrimony. So how has the engagement between the former “Girls Next Door” star (and aspiring stripper pole saleswoman) & the Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver been going? Judging by recent pictures, rather swimmingly:

Kendra Wilkinson Hank Baskett Wet Republic

(Fortunately Kendra comes equipped with her own flotation devices)

THE 700 LEVEL via VEGAS NEWS splashes up some snapshots of how the happy couple spent their Memorial Day weekend - by soaking up the sun & plenty of attention at the Wet Republic pools of the MGM Grand in Vegas.

But you can’t expect Kendra to go canoodling around in a bikini without some moral support from a fellow Playboy pal. Luckily, “GND” co-star Holly Madison just also happened to be in town:

Kendra Wilkinson Holly Madison Wet Republic

(Talk about bosom buddies)

Lovely. And there’s more photos of Kendra ‘n’ Holly ‘n’ Hank after the jump.

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Sucks: No More Playmates Playing With Softballs?

OK I’ve been way too serious all week, time to have some fun. Like you I’m sure, I’m in mourning over the imminent demise of the finest piece of a$$ television available today: The E! Channel’s Playboy-based “Girls Next Door” reality show. Take for instance last month’s episode about a softball game for Playboy Playmates:

Playboy Playmate Miriam Gonzalez Bouncing Boobs

(Video after the jump - scroll to 4:00 mark)

After plenty of unintentionally hilarious commentary and scene setting, the girls hit the field and show that they are, especially Playmate Miriam Gonzalez, BIG time ballers. Scenes like the above make the show the most bizarre dichotomy in the history of television. On one hand, you have young teenies around the world idolizing the three glorified prostitutes girls on the show. But you also have legions of 40-something gentlemen as devotees, using on the other hand. Read more…