Coach Arrested For Obscene Bulk Item At Costco

I don’t know how to say this so I’m just going to say it: A Boise, Idaho high school basketball coach was arrested on Monday for masturbating while walking through a Costco store. So you may ask, who doesn’t get aroused while shopping at Costco? But that’s why one should always carry the large bulk paper towels in front of them. Hey, I’m not on trial here!

Kyle Dennis

Such an unfortunate development just days before the opening of basketball season. Imagine how creative opposing rooting sections will be. Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of “obscene live conduct.” He’s the head coach at Capital High School (go Eagles!), and it’s unclear at this hour if he’ll retain that position. Perhaps not, when people learn this shocking additional fact: Read more…