Blog-O-Rama: 2008 Season Starts Again Tonight

Marlins game small crowd at Dolphins Stadium

Matsui Likes The Porno, ESPN Likes The Tebow

Hideki Matsui, collector of wedding bets & even bigger collector of porn.

Hideki Matsui Japanese porn dvd cover

Tim Tebow was able to tantalize Lee Corso & crew to come down and cover the Gators’ spring practice game.

• No bones about it, skeletons were discovered during digging for the London Olympics.

• A collegiate catfight may have been caused by couple of gals claiming an assistant coach.

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Hideki Matsui Has A 55,000 Porno Tape Collection?

Several websites, including SPORTS FROG, have noted a 2003 TIME “Asian Heroes” profile that mentions Hideki Matsui’s porn collection:

Hideki Matsui's Paper Wife

(This now makes complete sense)

Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos. His refreshing ability to laugh self-deprecatingly about his porno collection, reporters say, is one reason why fans and even nonfans have taken to him so much.

We’re guessing Matsui’s proclivity for a porno lifestyle is coming up after his bizarro introduction of his *wife* yesterday. Thanks to the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, we have even more fun facts about Matsui insatiable desire for pay-for-sex feature films. Read more…

Smile, Ladies! You’re On Tigers’ Candid Camera

• A woman suing the Detroit Tigers says female fans better cover up when they come out to Comerica Park.

Detroit Tigers camera girl

Kevin Love gets a chuckle out of an Oregon fan losing his car over his foul fingering.

• The Oakland A’s will always remember the toilets of Tokyo.

• Meanwhile, Charlie Manuel once had his own wet adventures in Japan.

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Hideki Matsui’s Wife: A Civilian, Wary Of Ballpoints

Hideki Matsui made a rather bizarre announcement today, notifying the press that he was getting married to a “a 25-year-old civilian and had formerly been working in a reputable position at a highly respected company. I cannot go into further details at this current time.

Hideki Matsui's Paper Wife

A civilian? Wow, we would’ve guessed Matsui met her in a South Dakota missile silo. Even stranger was how he introduced his wife to public life. Read more…